(I Wonder Why) My Career’s In Danger

My marketing gave 100 percent
My street teams are just excellent
There is no dime that I haven’t spent
But people tell me my career’s in danger

There is no journo that I haven’t bribed
I flashed my tits and cracked a smile
I fucked the Hello editor all night
But my label tells me my career’s in danger

‘Not so much a has been, more a never was’
That, my dear, was the exact quote
‘She might be famous but she’ll never be a star’
‘Couldn’t sing to save her life’

Popjustice won’t review my song
Pop music blogs label it a joke
I just don’t know what I’m doing wrong
Why people tell me my career’s in danger

Front pages are mine from London to New York
Yet they all seem to think that I’m a dork
I flashed my pussy but that also didn’t work
People still tell me my career’s in danger

‘Not so much a has been, more a never was’
That, my dear, was the exact quote
‘She might be famous but she’ll never be a star’
‘Couldn’t sing to save her life’

I married a footballer but it didn’t help
I tried to dance for England but I only came third
I mentioned my friend George and now he doesn’t call
I wonder how my career’s in danger?!

‘Not so much a has been, more a never was’
That, my dear, was the exact quote
‘She might be famous but she’ll never be a star’
‘Couldn’t sing to save her life’

‘Not so much a has been, more a never was’
That, my dear, was the exact quote
‘She might be famous but she’ll never be a star’
‘Couldn’t sing to save her life’

‘We’re afraid that the album’s on hold’
‘Concerts are cancelled, cos nobody wants to come’
‘You need to cover My Heart Will Go On’
I wonder what went wrong?!

(Grant)